In the dog poop bin at the end of the road, as I deposited the deposit this morning, I saw that someone had thrown a pregnancy test kit box in it - I didn't root round to look for the test to see if it were (a) in there and (b) positive or negative on grounds of indifference and/or taste and decency and/or the dog poop therein. I cannot help but imagine some poor youngster taking the test and then thinking 'I had better dispose of this somewhere away from my parents eyes', hence the poop bin. What price proper contraception / contraceptive advice / sex and/or relationship education etc. ?!