But, anyway, do you want to see a film accompanying John Betjeman reading his 'Indoor Games Near Newbury' with Eric Morecambe playing the 'funny uncle'?
Of course you do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-3hNZkO0cY
If you Google 'Indoor Games Near Newbury', as I did, to try and find when it was written (1947?) you find some exam questions about it after a few pages. They fail of course to ask the important question 'Is it in fact rather pervy?'.
I was irresistibly reminded of the old Fist Of Fun joke with Anthony Hopkins in his various roles writing, in character, to the leading ladies of his various films - the text can be found on this page
http://rateyourmusic.com/board_message?message_id=1711566&show=20&start=200 (search for Hopkins). The P.S. is one of this household's catch-phrases.