I shall be pitching a 'Blokes Do Stuff' TV show, entitled 'Blokes Do Stuff'. The theme will be to the tune of the Rainbow theme, in the spirit of blokeish nostalgia:
"All around the streets and houses blokes are doing stuff
Building robots, playing Subbuteo, skateboading in the buff
Blokes do stuff 'cos that's what blokes do"
I hope for it to be presented by someone vaguely Top Gear related.