Celestial Weasel (celestialweasel) wrote,
Celestial Weasel

I understand...

... that this is the last time that the Queen will lay her eggs. As you know she injects them into the brains of the 3 victims with her royal ovipositor, they then die a painful and agonising death. I am pleased to say that the willing victims are David Cameron, Jeremy Hunt and George Osborne. The rite of the Royal Egg Insertion will be shown live on BBC at 9 p.m., don't miss it.

(original idea of the Queen laying her eggs from NickDoody on Twitter)

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