It started with the Go Compare advert, changed somehow in my mind to 'and you'll thank your stars that you had sex with a bear'.
Followed on with To Hell With Poverty by the Gang Of Four - 'I had sex with a bear'
Finally, One In Ten by UB40 'I had sex with a bear' to the tune of 'I am the one in ten'. Also ending with 'a statistical reminder not to have sex with a bear'.
I am only sharing this with you all because I love you.