Celestial Weasel (celestialweasel) wrote,
Celestial Weasel
celestialweasel

Tales of innocence, experience and bestiality

In bizarre ear-worm news...,

It started with the Go Compare advert, changed somehow in my mind to 'and you'll thank your stars that you had sex with a bear'.

Followed on with To Hell With Poverty by the Gang Of Four - 'I had sex with a bear'

Finally, One In Ten by UB40 'I had sex with a bear' to the tune of 'I am the one in ten'. Also ending with 'a statistical reminder not to have sex with a bear'.

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