Following an unfortunate accident at an anti-University fees demonstration, Nick Clegg has to be saved by an experimental procedure where his head is put onto the body of a metal robot. To keep the procedure secret he is sent to live with disgraced leadership contender and former MP Mark Stoaten and his long suffering family (look out for the glass table in the lounge). Features Vince Cable in the Irene Handl role and Simon Hughes as the comedy neighbour.
Theme song: "Ready steady are you set for Metal Nicky? He's the cutest Tory yet, Metal Nicky"