.. or ...

Boris and The Professor. A remake of Nanny And The Professor, but inexplicably the place of the nanny is taken by Boris Johnson, post defeat in the 2012 mayoral election.

"Soft and sweet, wise and wonderful. Who? Our mystical, magical, Boris."

"Since the day that Boris came to stay with us, fantastic things keep happening." Can there be a single Londoner who doubts the truth of this? :-)