... was on Film 4 just now. I liked it more than most people seem to have e.g. didn't completely hate it. But I am convinced that when I saw it at the cinema God said 'just one word - plastics' rather than just tweaking Bethany's nose. Or rather said something like 'just o- astics' as the print I saw was quite dodgy. I thought it was quite a good joke, personally. However IMDB seems to suggest that this was intended rather than actually filmed let alone released. But I'm convinced that that's what I saw as I would have had no reason to know that it was what was thought of. Anyone else remember seeing that version?