Celestial Weasel (celestialweasel) wrote,
Celestial Weasel

They paved paradise yada yada yada

It was previously thought that the most futile thing in the universe was listing songs one would use in the sound track for an imaginary film. Well, I have thought of something even more futile - listing songs that one would use in the sound track for an imaginary film BUT with lyric changes that the rights holder would be unlikely to agree to.
I bring you the song to accompany the scene where the heroine's partner runs off with a furry...
'Late one night I heard the screen door slam.
And a big yellow hamster took away my old man.'

James Cameron has offered to help with the special effects.

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