My fellow 2nd clarinet (*) was the only person apart from me who found this hilarious so we sat there giggling and making sotto voce comments. I have no idea how the others could have not found it vastly amusing.
Surprisingly, despite our bonding over this nutty woman's talking about good old-fashioned English values, I don't remember having a huge crush on her, I think I was slightly disappointed that she didn't turn up the next term, but nothing more than that really.
(*) as far as I can recall a 'wind band' is essentially an orchestra without strings.
(**) I was always a 2nd clarinet, probably related to my not being very good and not practicing very much