Therefore we went to the gym which means you get different TV programs. Celebrity Master-Chef is bizarre in that reality TV shows are so mannered these days, everyone knows how to play along with the imposed narrative and the conventions thereof.
I was also amused to see that when they caution people in The Bill, the subtitles just say "(recites caution)".
Also, someone at the gym was wearing a polo shirt with 'learning outcomes coordinator' on the back. Wouldn't 'pupil' or 'student' be better? Surely the word learner is (for some reason) only used for drivers?