Celestial Weasel (celestialweasel) wrote,
Celestial Weasel
celestialweasel

Synonym City

Writing spam titles must be a very weird job - go to work and spend the day thinking up synonyms for sex acts, parts of the body, and drugs. I wonder if they have award ceremonies...
'and let's have a big hand for Roger Wombat for his 'Have your intimate life inspired by a blue pilule''.

Then again there comes the point when you read 'All the appropriate Rolex markings in the correct places' and the first thing that comes to mind is that this is an obscure metaphor for penis enlargement rather than someone flogging knock-off watches.
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