I've got pie but I'm not a pion

I am pleased to see that the BBC news page on the demise of Ballard now says expatriate instead of ex-patriot. Grrrrrrrr.

It's not too late to give Brian the recognition he deserves.

This seems, though I could have been fooled, to be a genuine Apple advert. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS8C3U_FpF8 I honestly don't remember ever seeing an advert less funny and more petulant. What were they thinking?!