"Characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats"
Mr Weasel's post is an offence against
The Marriage Act, 1753
0(0.0%)
Alex Salmond For First Minister
1(8.3%)
[party political content] for [party political content]
3(25.0%)
The Church-Turing Thesis
2(16.7%)
Malament-Hogarth Space-Time
0(0.0%)
The 3rd law of thermodynamics
1(8.3%)
The law of contagion
0(0.0%)
Section 182 of The Licencing Act 2003 (since Mr Weasel is not a morris man)
5(41.7%)
