November 12th, 2006

Celebrate Our Monkey Ancestors Day

I am in agreement with jackfirecat that we should choose a day for this rather than try to repurpose some other festival. There are lots of things that attempt to repurpose Christmas
However, I think that rather that choosing October 23rd as the day on which the world was created in 4004 BC we should choose something more positive i.e. the anniversary of the day something was discovered, someone was born. Any ideas?

Clearly, this day should be celebrated by children being given bananas by Father Ape, and everyone here with children should insist on their childrens' schools celebrating their atheist heritage by celebrating the day.

The official anthem should probably be
Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang (probably NSFW and faintly distasteful). All together now...
'you and me baby we aint nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel'.