April 3rd, 2006

April Fools

1. The 'naff celebrity supports The Conservatives' story was lame last year for Jamie Oliver, it is lamer this year with Chris Martin.

2. We know that newspapers make things up, therefore having a day a year where they, er, make things up makes about as much sense as McDonald's having a special day every year where they serve burgers.

3. The Onion does it better the whole year round anyway.