2. Office Politics For Dummies. Self explanatory, but as you can imagine I have many examples of 'how not to do it' - obviously not sending e-mails to the wrong people by mistake is going to be a major section
3. The Synaesthesia Cookbook. Recipes by people who perceive taste as sound / sight / touch, in which I will explain why vinegar is the B flat below middle C, soy sauce is Middle C etc.
4. The Lee Harvey Oswald Software Development Method. Extreme Programming taken to new lengths. None of that 'pair programming' here.
5. The inevitable first novel. A mess of all my half formed ideas, featuring , nanotechnology, talking cows, polyamory, a TV presenter strangely like cloudhigh, cryonics, strange government think tanks as different as lawyers can make them from where I work, dead scientists and more.