Remembering that these days politics is not about complex debates, carefully considered trade-offs or even getting off one's fat arse and onto the streets, it is about check-boxes, I want
Lower taxes
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Better public services
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Everyone but me to use public transport, keeping the roads clear for me to enjoy at no extra cost
1(10.0%)
World Peace
1(10.0%)
Tougher sentences for parole violators
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A cookie
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A pony
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A 'witty' Slashdot style final answer, you insensitive clod
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