I suppose also, we really should have the Weaselies.
The first award is for SF TV Spinoff Series Which Is Somehow A Disappointment Despite The Sickening Inevitability Of It Being Crap Given The August Organisation Producing It's Track Record Of Fearing And Despising SF and Fantasy
This was a tricky one, however after long and careful consideration I have decided to award it to...
[FX: a large sack is placed over the head of the weasel and it is dragged off to the home for the chronically irked]