Sounds like someone's LJ interests :-)

I have an advert for an Oracle conference, it says
'a chance for you and your customers to hear about Oracle's solutions for Grid, BI, SOA and Security.'

Now, somehow it is hard not to interpret BI as, er, bi, security as something related to BDSM, and Grid and SOA as things too obscure for a suburbanite weasel to have come across, as in 'my pod and I are into Grid, Bi, SOA and Security'.