It was previously thought that the most futile thing in the universe was listing songs one would use in the sound track for an imaginary film. Well, I have thought of something even more futile - listing songs that one would use in the sound track for an imaginary film BUT with lyric changes that the rights holder would be unlikely to agree to. I bring you the song to accompany the scene where the heroine's partner runs off with a furry... 'Late one night I heard the screen door slam. And a big yellow hamster took away my old man.'
James Cameron has offered to help with the special effects.